{"id":4604,"date":"2022-06-15T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-15T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sporked.com\/?p=4604"},"modified":"2022-06-15T09:33:45","modified_gmt":"2022-06-15T16:33:45","slug":"rhett-link-gmm-ranch-snacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sporked.com\/article\/rhett-link-gmm-ranch-snacks\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhett & Link Rank 7 Top Ranch Snacks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In this Super Snack Flavor Match, Rhett & Link ranked popular ranch-flavored food items on a scale of one to ten based on how much each one tasted like actual ranch dressing. The goal? Awarding one winner the esteemed title of \u201cRanch Brian\u201d\u2014but in this case, we wound up with two winners. Let\u2019s see what they thought of the seven ranch-flavored products in their lineup, ranked from worst to best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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StarKist Tuna Creations Ranch \u2014 3 points<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Rhett professed his love for Tuna Creations and revealed that he has a tuna drawer at home \u201cjust for a little protein punch\u201d on a Saturday afternoon. However, Rhett & Link felt that even though the necessary ranch flavor ingredients are technically present in the product (as Link said, \u201cThey are trying\u201d), this tuna just didn\u2019t quite cut it. Link gave StarKist the benefit of the doubt with a score of exactly one. Rhett awarded the product a whopping two, bringing the total tuna score to three<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lester\u2019s Fixins Ranch Dressing Soda \u2014 4 points<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cIt\u2019s all fun until you taste it.\u201d Link\u2019s words sum up how the two felt about this ill-conceived soda. They didn\u2019t like it. Rhett & Link agreed that this soda conjured a certain familial foot aroma. \u201cDrinking this is like sucking a grandma toe,\u201d said Link, who gave this drink a one. Rhett boldly awarded it three points because \u201cbefore you get the grandma shavings, there is a little bit of a ranch that happens.\u201d That brought the total to four for this stink drink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Snyder\u2019s of Hanover Buttermilk Ranch Pretzel Pieces \u2014 6 points<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Rhett & Link were ambushed by big dill flavor in these crunchy pretzel pieces. But that moved them away from ranch territory. \u201cIf you\u2019re gonna do the dill this hard, you gotta call it something else,\u201d they said. \u201cThis is not ranch, my friend,\u201d Link said, and gave the pretzels a two. Rhett gave them a four because he said he respects the dill, bringing the total to six.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ranch Pringles \u2014 11 points<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Rhett & Link couldn\u2019t keep their hands off these chips, but do they really taste like ranch? Rhett felt that they were \u201capproaching ranch,\u201d but never quite made it there, which earned them a score of five. Link admired the noble effort made by Pringles, and gave them a six for a total of 11.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Corn Nuts Ranch \u2014 12 points<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Rhett & Link gave props to Corn Nuts for the \u201cunmatched crunch\u201d they bring to the snack kingdom. However, they soon became overwhelmed by the crunch and turned to the \u201click daddy\u201d method to discern the true flavor. Rhett said, \u201cThe initial lick is very ranch. I\u2019m gonna give it a six\u2026but then the corn begins to take over.\u201d Link agreed and also gave the Corn Nuts a six, as well for a total of twelve points.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kernel Season\u2019s Ranch Popcorn Seasoning \u2014 14 points<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cThis has a lot of flavor, y\u2019all,\u201d said Link as he dug into a bowl of popcorn covered in powdered ranch seasoning. Rhett & Link were really into this one. They even took turns knocking back dry shots of it, and Link gave it an enthusiastic eight points. Rhett was missing the dill factor, however, and gave it a score of six for a total of 14.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cool Ranch Doritos \u2014 14 points<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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Rhett & Link love the tangy flavor of ranch, and Cool Ranch Doritos indeed bring the tang. In terms of ranch power, Rhett said, \u201cI think this spice flavor is not that far off\u201d from the real thing. Our boys each gave the chips a score of seven, bringing the total to 14.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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