{"id":19286,"date":"2023-04-13T03:25:00","date_gmt":"2023-04-13T10:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sporked.com\/?p=19286"},"modified":"2024-09-24T12:05:03","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T19:05:03","slug":"totinos-pizza-roll-flavors-ranked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sporked.com\/article\/totinos-pizza-roll-flavors-ranked\/","title":{"rendered":"All the Totino\u2019s Pizza Roll Flavors, Ranked"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The best Totino\u2019s pizza rolls are any Totino\u2019s pizza rolls, to be honest. If you\u2019re eating these, you\u2019re probably a preteen or an adult who is high out of your mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That being said, I found out during this taste test that not all Totino\u2019s pizza rolls are created equal. Some are pillowy pizza perfection and some get lost in the sauce, literally. We baked off one of each of Totino\u2019s pizza rolls flavors and tasted them in a head-to-head pizza roll-off to find out which Totino\u2019s pizza roll reigns supreme. Warning: No matter the flavor, these will burn the absolute sh*t out of your mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pepperoni & Bacon<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Sadly, this tastes a little like cigarettes. There are plenty of other meat options when it comes to Totino\u2019s pizza rolls so I\u2019d skip Pepperoni & Bacon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Instacart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

1\/10<\/p>

Sporks<\/p><\/div>

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PIZZA ROLLS<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Combination<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Walmart<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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The Totino\u2019s website<\/a> calls these the \u201cKing Kong of Pizza Rolls,\u201d but I would call them the King Wrong of pizza rolls. They include both sausage and pepperoni but they actually don\u2019t taste like much at all. They\u2019re certainly not bad, but they\u2019re definitely underwhelming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Walmart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

4\/10<\/p>

Sporks<\/p><\/div>

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PIZZA ROLLS<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Triple Meat<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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It turns out that three meats are not better than one. Triple Meat Totino\u2019s pizza rolls are a Frankenstein of meats and they are monstrously boring. They claim to have multiple forms of pork, beef, and chicken inside these pizza rolls, but you don\u2019t get much of anything. Once again, I\u2019d happily eat these at a party, but I wouldn\u2019t purchase them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Walmart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

4\/10<\/p>

Sporks<\/p><\/div>

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PIZZA ROLLS<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Triple Pepperoni<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Ralphs<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Triple Pepperoni doesn\u2019t give more pepperoni flavor than regular pepperoni, so I\u2019m not sure why you\u2019d buy it. If they only have triple pepperoni and not regular pepperoni Totino\u2019s pizza rolls, triple pepperoni will do. It\u2019s not bad, it just doesn\u2019t live up to the pepperoni promise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Ralphs<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

7.5\/10<\/p>

Sporks<\/p><\/div>

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Cheese<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Walmart<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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This is the sauciest Totino\u2019s pizza roll on the market. It\u2019s not the best and it\u2019s not for everyone, but it is the only vegetarian option among Totino\u2019s pizza roll flavors. While I wish they offered more meatless options, the cheese is good! It\u2019s super saucy and cheesy. If you don\u2019t dig the pig, grab a bag of these. You will not be disappointed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Walmart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

8.5\/10<\/p>

Sporks<\/p><\/div>

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PIZZA ROLLS<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Pepperoni<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Walmart<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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There\u2019s no pizza topping better than pepperoni<\/a>. And I don\u2019t even eat pork! When I taste pepperoni pizza during Sporked<\/em> taste tests, I can\u2019t ignore that it is simply the best. Pepperoni Totino\u2019s pizza rolls are no exception. The oiliness of the pepperoni in these melds with the tomato sauce and makes an explosion of flavor in your mouth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Walmart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

9.5\/10<\/p>

Sporks<\/p><\/div>

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PIZZA ROLLS<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Supreme<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Walmart<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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These Totino\u2019s pizza rolls are, in fact, supreme. The mix of meats with the green pepper and onions is a wonderful combination. It actually tastes like a supreme pizza you\u2019d get at a good local pizza place. A lot of  Totino\u2019s pizza roll flavors are a little one-note, but the supreme version feels like a full song. If you can only have one flavor of Totino\u2019s pizza rolls, it should be supreme!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Walmart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

10\/10<\/p>

Sporks<\/p><\/div>

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