{"id":14444,"date":"2024-11-24T18:25:29","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T02:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sporked.com\/?p=14444"},"modified":"2024-11-25T09:13:02","modified_gmt":"2024-11-25T17:13:02","slug":"best-eggnog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sporked.com\/article\/best-eggnog\/","title":{"rendered":"We Found the Best Eggnog at the Grocery Store"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The best eggnog (or the best egg nog, depending on your preferences\u2014we prefer eggnog, one word) should be creamy, sweet, and spiced. Nutmeg, cinnamon, clove, and allspice are all welcome in this eggnog tasting. Eggnog is a special holiday treat; we don\u2019t drink it often, so we want it to blow us away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eggnog is great because it\u2019s so damn rich and luxurious. Eggnog has buttery, thick, fatty richness going for it, and that\u2019s reflected in the nutritional facts (don\u2019t read those on a carton of eggnog, btw). But, hey, all the best foods certainly shorten our lifespans. And in addition to being dangerously decadent, the best eggnog is also warmly spiced and comforting. Eggnog, like all of us, contains multitudes. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Every holiday season, we scour the dairy aisle to find new eggnog brands, limited edition eggnog flavors, and more options for the best store bought eggnog that we may have overlooked. And just to be clear\u2014these are all non-alcoholic options. If you want to spike your nog, you\u2019ll have to BYOB (bring your own bourbon, brandy, or, uh\u2026 b-rum).  We\u2019ve got oatmilk<\/a> eggnog, lactose free eggnog, low fat eggnog, almond milk<\/a> eggnog, or classic, full-fat, full-dairy eggnog. We looked for eggnog with a deliciously rich flavor, bold spice, and appropriate thickness. Good eggnog should feel like a special treat. So what\u2019s the best store bought eggnog for the holidays this year? Let\u2019s get into it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Best Lactose Free<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Lactaid Lactose Free Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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As we found in our best lactose free milk taste test, lactose free milk<\/a> is often quite sweet on its own\u2014so it\u2019s a good base for eggnog. And this lactose free eggnog is still creamy, too. My only issue with it is that it\u2019s not spiced enough for my liking. It tastes like liquid vanilla pudding<\/a> or melted vanilla ice cream<\/a>, which is not a bad thing. I just wish there were more spices in the mix to make it taste more like the holidays. \u2014 Justine Sterling\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Instacart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

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6.5\/10<\/p>

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Best Vanilla<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Shamrock Farms Vanilla Spice Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Shamrock Farms Vanilla Spice Eggnog is basically a vanilla milkshake disguised as eggnog. That might not appeal to everyone, but it\u2019s undeniably delicious. It\u2019s extra thick, rich, and creamy, with a sweet vanilla flavor that\u2019s gently warmed by a mild blend of cozy spices. It\u2019s more of a dessert than a classic, old-timey holiday drink; I could see kids (and vanilla latte<\/a> devotees) really enjoying this egg nog flavor. \u2014Ariana Losch<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett \/ Instacart<\/mark><\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

7\/10<\/p>

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Best Almond Milk Eggnog<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Almond Breeze Almond Nog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Almond Breeze almond milk eggnog actually edged out a lot of the full-fat eggnogs I tried. The almond flavor provides some really excellent flavor. It\u2019s made with cane sugar, rice starch, and almond milk, and it maintains that fatty, spiced nog flavor that we were looking for in the best dairy free eggnog. Managing editor Gwynedd Stuart<\/a> was a big fan of it, citing it as \u201crefreshing.\u201d I concur. This is the best vegan eggnog if almond milk<\/a> is your alternative milk of choice. \u2014 Danny Palumbo<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett \/ Instacart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

7.5\/10<\/p>

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Best Flavored<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Kroger Rich & Creamy Cinnamon Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Kroger came out with a full line of eggnogs this year, including pumpkin flavored eggnog, vanilla eggnog, and low fat eggnog. But the cinnamon flavored eggnog was the only one that really stood out. If you\u2019re interested in eggnog but don\u2019t like nutmeg, then allow me to introduce you to this cinnamon-only eggnog, it may be the best tasting eggnog for your palate. Think of creamy, thick chocolate milk<\/a>\u2014now imagine the chocolate is gone and instead it\u2019s cinnamon. That\u2019s what this eggnog tastes like. It also reminds me of H\u00e4agen-Dazs cinnamon ice cream, which is probably my favorite H\u00e4agen-Dazs ice cream<\/a>. If you feel similarly, head to your local Kroger or Kroger affiliate, ASAP. \u2014Justine Sterling\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Ralphs<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

7.5\/10<\/p>

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Best Eggnog with Booze<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Sprouts<\/strong> Organic Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Now this is eggy eggnog. (How eggy is it?) It\u2019s so eggy, that it droops and gloops out of the damn container like fancy Christmas sludge. Because of the thickness, I think this is the one of the best eggnog brands to mix with alcohol. The problem with mixing things like bourbon and rum with store bought eggnog is that the nog becomes too thin and thus loses its iconically thick texture. That won\u2019t be a problem with Sprouts eggnog, which is almost made<\/em> for booze. And the flavor of Sprouts\u2019 eggnog is on point too. The nutmeg provides some warm, nutty notes. And it\u2019s rich, buttery, and delicious. Buy it, then stir in some alcohol with confidence. \u2014 Danny Palumbo<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett\/Instacart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

8\/10<\/p>

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Best Extra Creamy<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Broguiere\u2019s Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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This eggnog made me say \u201cgood lord\u201d out loud (to absolutely no one but myself). Broguiere\u2019s eggnog is curiously rich, but I think the secret ingredient is egg yolk powder. That powder offers a lot of rich, fatty, condensed flavor, so the egg flavor in this nog is really off the charts. Broguiere\u2019s puts their eggnog in a faux milk bottle complete with a smiling cow on the label, so it comes off as eggnog straight from the farm\u2014but that\u2019s misleading. Broguiere\u2019s uses corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup in their ingredients. Combine that with egg yolk powder, and it doesn\u2019t exactly scream homemade. It could also benefit from some aromatics. Still, the flavor is very, very good. Sweet, creamy, and lavish, Broguiere\u2019s is the best eggnog for those who like a full egg yolk flavor. \u2014 Danny Palumbo<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett \/ Amazon<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

8.5\/10<\/p>

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Best Vegan Eggnog<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Chobani Oatmilk Oat Nog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Walmart<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Chobani makes the best non dairy eggnog we tried. You get the thickness of a classic eggnog\u2014we\u2019re talking super-duper creamy\u2014and the flavor is spot on. It\u2019s sweet and nutmeg-y. And you don\u2019t really even taste the oatiness of the oatmilk. You could definitely pass this off as standard oatmilk, which makes it the best vegan eggnog to buy. \u2014Justine Sterling<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Walmart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

8.5\/10<\/p>

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Best Classic<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Trader Joe\u2019s Egg Nog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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If you\u2019re a devoted Trader Joe\u2019s shopper during the holiday season (which, I totally get it\u2014the winter vibes are immaculate), don\u2019t even look anywhere else for the best eggnog. This stuff is everything you want. It\u2019s creamy without being too <\/em>heavy. It\u2019s frothy, but still smooth and rich. It brings the whole gamut of spices with every sip\u2014and you can really taste the cinnamon here, too. I\u2019ve noticed that even some of the best eggnogs could use a cinnamon stick<\/a> or two. \u2014Ariana Losch<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett \/ Trader Joe’s<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

9\/10<\/p>

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Best Classy<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Promised Land Old Fashioned Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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To me, the best eggnog almost tastes a little boozy, even when it\u2019se alcohol-free. Promised Land\u2019s Old Fashioned Eggnog finishes on a neat, sophisticated note that actually reminds of bourbon in an Old Fashioned<\/a>. (Maybe that\u2019s just the power of suggestion in the name, but I swear I can taste it!) The kick of nutmeg adds a clean, punchy spice that balances the rich creaminess and elevates the overall taste. I\u2019m addicted to this stuff, plain and simple. It\u2019s limited edition, too, so buy it while you can! \u2014Ariana Losch<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett \/ Ralphs<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

9\/10<\/p>

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Best Low Fat Eggnog<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Organic Valley Reduced Fat Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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I can\u2019t believe this is low fat eggnog. Okay, maybe it\u2019s not, like, fat-free, but it is 33% less fat than Organic Valley\u2019s regular eggnog. And you\u2019d never know it. It\u2019s so, so thick and decadent. But even beyond that, it\u2019s a very unique eggnog. It tastes like it was spiced with freshly grated nutmeg. You get this drying effect on the end of every sip, which keeps you coming back for more. And while it\u2019s certainly sweetened, it\u2019s not super sweet. You won\u2019t mistake this for melted ice cream. If you want an eggnog that\u2019s scaled back on fat but still a treat, this is the best eggnog brand for you. \u2014Justine Sterling\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Merc \/ Ralphs<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

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9\/10<\/p>

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Best Spiced<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Alexandre Organic A2\/A2 Homegrown Eggnog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Alexandre Homegrown Eggnog is the best tasting eggnog in my opinion. While a lot of products just sort of mysteriously list \u201cspices\u201d in the ingredients, Alexandre lists cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, clove, and turmeric. That\u2019s a lot of warm, spiced flavor, and no other eggnog comes close to matching Alexandre\u2019s wonderful blend of aromatics. Alexandre eggnog is also made with cane sugar, egg yolks, organic milk, and organic cream. Alexandre is one of the best eggnog brands for those who like to feel a little fancy and decadent. \u2014Danny Palumbo<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett \/ Instacart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

Rating:<\/p>

9.5\/10<\/p>

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Southern Comfort Traditional Egg Nog<\/strong><\/dt>\n\n\n\n
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Southern Comfort eggnog is rich, creamy, and has just the right amount of sweetness. A lot of eggnog can be far too sugary, but Southern Comfort gets everything just right. It\u2019s made with milk, cream, egg yolks, and also high fructose corn syrup. I don\u2019t love that there\u2019s high fructose corn syrup in it (like, why?), but the taste is absolutely undeniable. For me, the best part about it is you really taste the egg yolks. It\u2019s deliciously rich because of that bold, eggy flavor. Sweet, subtle, and luxurious, Southern Comfort is the best eggnog we tried. \u2014Danny Palumbo<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credit: Liv Averett \/ Instacart<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n\n\n\n

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9.5\/10<\/p>

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